Better Big Tech/Goycattle/Consoomer Test

A mildly biased test on how dependent you are on Big Tech.

Please note that this was written from a western perspective.

I use a smartphone.

I prefer cash over card or mobile payments.

I buy the latest tech when it comes out.

I use Free/Libre Software as much as I can.

I think Apple is a good company.

Im locked into the Apple ecosystem.

I think Google is a good company.

I use Google Maps.

I think Meta is a good company.

I use WhatsApp.

I think Microsoft is a good company.

I think Amazon is a good company.

I buy stuff from Amazon.

The email service I use is: (Don't worry, you're not getting datamined.)

I am required to use a Big-tech company's services for work/school.

I want to be able to repair all of my devices without any hindrance from the manufacturer.

I try to use devices that I can repair myself.

I know how to use the CLI.

The operating system I use is:

Big tech companies care about my privacy and freedom.

I pay for a VPN.

I try to get devices used instead of brand new.

New tech is way worse than old tech.

Everyone is too dependent on technology.

I use social media everyday.

I use X/Twitter.

I use Instagram.

I use TikTok.

I use Youtube.

Social media and smartphones made society worser.

I use LLMs for most tasks.

When I want to read a book, I prefer:

I would get and read ebooks from:

I have no IRL friends.

If I wanted to watch a show or a movie, I would:

If I wanted to play a paid video game, I would:

I use a gaming console to play games.

If I wanted to listen to music, I would:

Consumerism is cancer.

When talking to people on the Internet, I prefer:


Your result is...