><> the perfect phone
home / pages / blog / journal / about siteSince you basically need to have a phone in modern day society, I want to be survielled in STYLE. Every phone nowadays are locked down, addictive, soulless, fragile slabs of glass and metal that lasts about a week max. Here is my idea for what the perfect phone would be.
The perfect phone would be a really good modern flip phone. Its main feature will be the low pixel density screen (under ~400px), this should reduce things such as doomscrolling and fapping to porn conveniently. I dont think you can get instant dopamine from 抖音 and Xitter on a screen with minimal screen real estate.
The OS will be from scratch since Android fucking sucks. This should make the phone lightweight and have a really good battery life. It will also have great support for 'essential' stuff such as external messaging services, banking, maps and more. You can do everything that you can already do on a normal smartphone with a minimal screen, but not social media (:DDDD).
It will have upgradable storage via micro SD, and an easily replaceable battery. {Thinkpad style? That would be dope.} The camera will be good enough for decent pictures and video. The ports it will have is a USB-C port and a headphone jack, maybe more if necessary.
This is a good device to give to children, it allows them to contact Mommy and Daddy without risking them watch short-form content 24/7. {Or never give them one. Best option.}
The phone should just be an extension to your normal computer. If you can't do it on the phone, then you should just do it inconveniently on your PC.
The sad truth
Business-wise, would this be profitable? NO. The phone will be cheap and built to last and there will be no need to upgrade, nor the maker making it slow and shitty with useless updates forcing you to upgrade. This phone is essentially the opposite of the iPhone and Apple's first priority is money. It would take a nice billionaire to make this happen. Another problem is community support for the phone, will banks, companys support the phone if Android is good enough?
| Perfect Phone | Apple iPhone | |
|---|---|---|
| Long lasting? | Yes | No |
| Repairable? | Yes | No |
| Freedom? | Yes | No |
| Looks cool? | Yes | No |
| Profitable? | No | Yes |
Last Modified: January 27, 2026